Fw: some good quotes ...

*Arguing with a GIRL is like
'wrestling with a pig in mud'.
After a while, you realize that
while you are getting dirty,
the pig is actually 'enjoying it'.*

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Help a man when he is in trouble and
he will remember you
when he is in trouble again !!!!*

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Complex problems have simple,
easy to understand wrong answers *

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Alcohol 'doesn't solve any problems',
but then again, neither does milk.*

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Most people are only 'alive' because
it is illegal to shoot them.*

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You're not a complete idiot,
there're still some parts missing !!!!*

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Forgive your enemies but
remember their names.

*The number of people watching you
is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.*

*I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to
my father ....
- He said he wanted more proof.*

*Some pain is physical and some is mental,
but one that's both is dental !!!!*

*Life is pleasant, death is peaceful.
It's the transition that's troublesome.*