Eggs ... Really Bad PJs (lame jokes)

Hiya Guys,

lolz ... wasn't gonna post till May, eh???? ... lolz ... :)

maybe just a few more ... ???? I think I'm addicted to this or something ... :)

Last night, just couldn't sleep ... was too tired, I guess ... anyways, as I was trying to sleep, came up with a really bad bunch of PJs ... don't really know if I've heard it somewhere or if it's a product of my crazy sleep deprived imagination ... :) so, in the meantime, I'm claiming that these are my own PJs!!! :)

They are seriously lame jokes ... read them at your own risk!!!

An egg falls off the 150th floor of a high-rise, but doesn't break. Why?
A: It was the egg of an eagle. It hatched on the way down. And flew away. Yes, it was a very fast learner! :)

Seeing this all the people in the high-rise evacuated the building. Why?
A: Cause the bird flew. (bird flu)

An egg falls off the 50th floor of a high-rise, but doesn't break. Why?
A: It was wearing a parachute.

An egg falls off the 40th floor of a high-rise, but doesn't break. Why?
A: It was wearing a parachute! Come on yaar u should be knowing this by now!

An egg jumps off the 30th floor of a high-rise, but doesn't break. Why?
A: It was bungee jumping!

An egg is pushed off the 21st floor of a high-rise. But it doesn't break. Why?
A: Coz' all the King's men and all the King's horses and all the King's Emergency Services broke its fall. ... Yes, they were there coz' Humpty Dumpty had just fallen off a nearby wall ....

An egg jumps off the 20th floor of a high-rise, but doesn't break. Why?
A: It was still in its mothers womb. And she was bungee jumping!

An egg falls off the 50th floor of a high-rise. and it breaks. Why?
A: The parachute malfunctions!

An egg jumps off the 40th floor of a high-rise. and it breaks. Why?
A: The bungee rope breaks!

An egg jumps off the 1st floor of a high-rise. and it breaks. Why?
A: The bungee rope was too damn long!

An egg jumps off the 1st floor of a high-rise. and it breaks. Why?
A: It hit the ground ... Duh!


Peace Out!
Anup