Fw: Stupid questions ... Smart Answers

BOY : May I hold your hand?
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.

GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY : You love me...

GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??

GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.
BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple

GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
BOY : Don't you ever want to improve??

BOY : I love you and I could die for you!
GIRL : How soon??

BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!
GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??

MAN : You remind me of the sea.
WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?
MAN : NO, because you make me sick.

WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the
other.
HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes
out of the mouth.

Girlfriend : "...And are you sure you love me and no one else ?"
Boyfriend : "Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday".

Teacher : "Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped
him, what virtue would I beshowing?"
Student : "Brotherly love".

Teacher : "Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?"
Sam : "No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook".

Teacher : " Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
One Student : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day
and at the same time."

Son: Is it true, Dad, I heard that in parts of Africa
a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?
Dad: That happens in every country, son

Fw: Mallu Q & A ... (I enjoyed this ... tho I am one too ... :)

1. Name the wonly part of the werld where Malayalis don't werk hard?
A. Kerala .

2. Why did the Malayali buy an air-ticket?
A. To go to Thoobai, to meet his ungle in the Gelff.

3. Why do Malayali's go to the Gelff?
A. To yearn menney.

4. What did the Malayali do when the plane caught fire?
A. He zimbly jembd out of the vindow.

5. What is a Malayali management graduate called?
A. Yem Bee Yay.

6. Why did his wife divorce him?
A. Because he was louwing anader woman.

7. Who found out that?
A. His andy.

8. What does a Malayali do when he goes to America?
A. He changes his name from Karunakaran to Kevin Curren.

9. What does a Malayali use to commute to office everyday?
A. An Oto.

10. Who is Malayali's fyamous yeactor end yaectress?
A. Moghan lal, Mammooti, Geedha, Revadhi, Zilgsmidha end Ambiga.

11. Why Kerala is the most highly literate state in India?
Its easily giving Degree to get rid of the peapals from Kerala.

12. Why Arab countreis are looking for only Keralites?
They are ready to do yennything for menney.

SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT:
Please don't delete this ! after reading, You should atleast send this
mail to:
10 Malayalis & you will receive cokknut oil,
20 Malayalis and you will receive bennena chips,
40 Malayalis you will receive appams,
Send this to 100 Malayalis and you will get free land near the rice
field behind the lungi factory with additional incentive of a whole
month's supply of cokknut oil and bennena chips free

Fw: Conspiracy theory ...

Many dentists recommend Colgate to their patients for oral health care. Today, I chanced upon what could be a major oral health care conspiracy as I carefully read the label of ‘Colgate Total 12’. It stated - “Fights 12 teeth and gum problems”.

Now I ask you - Why does ‘Colgate Total 12’ only fight against problems of 12 teeth? Will we have to use another brand (or perhaps brush 3 times with Colgate) to protect the rest of our teeth? Or is this a major conspiracy by dentists who hope to gain from the problems faced by the remaining teeth?

Scary isn’t it? ……… :)

This ORIGINAL PJ proudly presented by AR! :)

Have a gr8 day!
Anup